"What happened to the dreams of a girl president/She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent" Pink--"Stupid Girls
You know, I've been working out and it's great. But after pulling a 24 hour straight shift of working, it's the last thing I want to do. And I have to be honest, I've gotta get my game face on. Last night, we found that there was a spare bag of potato chips in our pantry. There wasn't much in it. But you know where this is going. Thank goodness, I woke up, weighed myself, and I haven't gained anything back.
Now, a few things come to mind as I make this admission. Number one, duh, if I didn't eat the chips, I may have lost more weight. Number two, double duh, I'm trying to write a blog to inspire people to live healthier and that's not the smartest thing to do.
But then comes the biggest revelation--not only am I telling the truth, which will help to hold me more accountable over time (you should try it; I've been behaving FAR more than if I didn't) but I know not to bring another bag of stupid chips in the house ever again, and if I do it's to entertain and if there's leftovers someone is going home with it. And if NO ONE wants them, they're getting tossed in the woods so the animals can eat them and get fat. THEY need the extra blubber to survive winter. I totally do not!
So, maybe I'm not so stupid after all. I wouldn't mind dancing in a video next to 50 Cent, though.
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